Hell, if you can’t beat them – join em.
Promoting anything is hard, promoting a book must be a nightmare.
I’m lucky to have a few associates in the celebrity world to help with this, all of which where only too happy to help, heck they even chipped in with a few words of praise.
Here we have the lovely David B.
“The best I’ve read since ‘War and Peace’, this is back of the net stuff”
As for Heather Mills-McCartney.
“Divorce? That can bloopin well wait til I’ve finished chapter 5. What! it has no pictures – where’s my solicitor”
Big Davey G
“Hey y’all this is as shiny and black as ma dome, this is well safe man”

Wee Tommy C
“Ace man, I can gain an extra inch by standin on this, Hey Katie, pucker up for tiny T and his pocket rocket”
Madge and her scabby fadge
“You gotta get into this groove guys”
Little Georgie and his Bush
“I can smell tinkle”Well, if it's good enough for them...
Be Beautiful evryone.
cV
8 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA!!! It's obvious who you're married to! Two peas in a pod, rofl.
OMeffingG!!!!!! I love the Tom pic!!! CoverVan, I'm a TomKat freak!!!!!!!! LMFAO!
With Love,
Tara M.
Hello and Welcome!
Too f*@king funny! Especially loved Tom Cruise and George W Bush.
Keep it up.
Ah, that's how you get the recommends. Love it!
You're an effin' nutter, sahn!
Thanks for the big laugh I got out of this last night. Crazy bugger.
:o)
LMFAO!!!
The only one who isn't believeable is GW - I don't think he can even read!!
Hey BiL, you are truly as insane as my sister, I suppose it helps!
AAAW @ littlest's joke, Bless her little face.
W x
Thank you thank you thank you
You're all far too kind.
[waves to KelRhiasMum] Coo eee
cV
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