Greetings from Siberia

Wow err I mean Hi.

This being the first blog entry I have ever done, I mean, you know, you want it to be right, at the end of the day it’s first impressions that count - so do I go with some apocryphal tale that can drag on and on and on over several hours and hope that you guys stay awake, thus in the process make myself seem well educated and literate?

Or do I go for the witty end of the stick (so to speak) maybe tell a few jokes like “what do you get if you put ink the freezer? =[ iced ink ]= well have a bath then” thanks to my 4yr old for that one, you know the answer there, especially if I have to take tips from an infant.

Do I go for the masculine angle and talk about nothing but sport? I’m a Plymouth Argyle fan, my golf handicap is in three figures, and my highest score in darts is 17 - I think we can leave sport well alone.

How about the kids angle and talk about PlayStation? Once again, I get no joy about being rammed off the road, being beaten 7-0, or getting my arse blown off – all this by an 8 year old. Ok so this is slightly embellished, it was an 8, 11 and 14 year old.

Cookery? Can’t cook can’t cook
Writing? Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz thash my limit
Singing? Err no – even doeraymefahsolahteedoh – ends up sounding like farty dough.
DIY? Hell no, though I do have some shelves still up that I made about five years ago.

Hopefully next time I'll have found something interesting to yak about.

Until then, be beautiful.

cV