Happy Christmas everyone, as we are now officially in December I feel it appropriate.
I don’t really have a lot to blog about today, so I am gonna cheat and use M.E’s post from yesterday as a discussion point.
Just for the record, M.E’s derrière, it ent big, I know she will disagree, so here goes…
1) Does it have a strategically placed ‘H’ in the middle for the helicopters to land?
2) Do you have a ‘wide load’ sign on your bum?
3) Do you make ‘beep beep beep’ noises when your go backwards?
4) Could you really park a bus between your cheeks?
5) Do you honestly, in your wildest dreams think your bottom looks anything like that old cow’s at the school – the one with the kid with the huge conk.
6) Do you take up two seats on the bus?
7) Can you still scratch it without taking a crash course in contortionism?
8) Have a family of gypo’s moved in on it and made a camp?
9) Have the council marked it out into bays and allowed people to park on it?
10) Is it now on the Ordinance Survey map of our town?
If you have answered yes to any of these then ok you may have a point? If not, well…
Nuff said.
Reminds me of a song by The Beautiful South “Perfect 10”.
“Well 8 or 9, that’s just fine, but I wanna hold something I can see”
The Billman
Absolutely and totally true, and hilarious to listen to through the crack of the door. I was sat in the lounge, thinking “oh shit, you really don’t wanna piss her off right now” but then another part of me thought, “you go for it mate, better you than me”
My prediction, British Gas will call today he he he – I may even record this on camera if they do, M.E’s head may quite possibly explode. Could get £250 for it on ‘You’ve been framed” – Well you know, all negatives carry a positive an all that.
That’s it for now.
Be beautiful - like my wife
cV
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I get gobbledegook thingies in square brackets when your Blog downloads?????
Is it MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, or is it EWE?
You're Funny BTW Bil
Not you kelrhiasmum - I got the same and thought it was me!
Still funny though - the way ME writes you would think she was the size of a hippo bless her!
I'm getting all that crap too.
I thought it was me at first, but someone else commented on m.E's blog about it too.
Turns out it's good old Internet Explorer. As we use Mozilla we don't see it - but after I opened I.E, blimey limey what a kerfuffle.
All sorted now hopefully, and sorry bout that Mrs Patterson.
hehe
cV
[gives kelrhiasmum a wet finger in the ear]
Awwwww...why aren't there more men like you out there??!?!!??!!? Dammit!
With Love,
Tara M.
LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
:O)
Cheers for the wet willy BiL, It's absolutely effin marvellous now TAR!
W x
I dint wanna say wet willy incase people got the wrong idea.
Hello dearest, you leavin a sympathy post again?
x
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